This is good for when you want to squeeze every last drop out of your trip, when you’ve shanked, or some combination of the two.
What you’ll need:
• One large heavy duty garbage bag from custodian • One smaller strong plastic bag such as one from a Hudson News
What you’ll do:
• Order a taxi for 15 minutes before you expect to be ready. This way, the front desk will be bugging you every 5 minutes or so, and the pressure will make you move in double time. • Empty whatever’s in your luggage onto bed. • Make another pile of knick-knacks and shit you’ve acquired over the course of the trip and left around the room. All small items, plastics, non-fabric materials. Open every drawer and add overlooked items to one of the two piles.
• Throw all clothes in big bag • All non-clothes in smaller bag. • Grab them, grab your empty luggage and put all of these into the back seat of the taxi, not the trunk.
Now, take your time packing while riding to airport. You’ve got nothing to do with that time anyway.
NB: Do not attempt this trick if you are sharing the cab.

You never forget your first jean jacket. Brand-new, rigid, navy, preferably Levi’s. Every single self-respecting American male teenager owned one of these from the 1970′s to the mid-1980′s. Buying your first denim jacket was a rite of passage. It was okay if your mom bought it for you, but it was not okay to buy a “vintage” jacket from a thrift store. You had to do the work yourself, and buying a pre-worn jacket was just cheating.
In 1974, two couples choose the same deserted island for a extended romantic getaway from civilization. One, an experienced skipper and wife, well-stocked for a year’s stay. The other a small-time thief and flower child on the run and ill-prepared to live off the land. Only one couple will leave the island alive.
John Cale was playing The Greyhound in Croydon, England. During Heartbreak Hotel a dead chicken was introduced on stage which Cale decapitated with a meat cleaver. Two of his bandmembers, both vegetarians, were not amused. They walked.
I have a boner. This film may be top 10 all time. And don’t ever — EVER — forget Murray Hamilton as Mayor Larry Vaughn (“look, fellas, this is not the time to conduct some half-assed autopsy on a fish”). God I love Murray Hamilton. But I can’t even grasp the format of this “restoration” — what are we talking about? DVD?

